Straight from Scott

*I was driving the kids to the store while Scott was firing questions at me one right after another. I was doing my best to answer them until he transitioned to his questions about power lines again. AHHH!! Since I was about ready to pull out my hair, I said, "Scott, I don't know! You ask some hard questions." To which he thoughtfully replied, "Maybe some questions are better for Daddy, instead?" Excellent deduction, Scott!:)

*Scott got an apple out of the refrigerator to eat and asked, "Do I take the antenna of the apple off first?"

*"Let's sit on the love couch."

*I saw the porch light on and saw Scott standing by the switch. He knows he is not supposed to flip it on!
Me: Scott, did you just turn on that light outside?
Scott (lying, but in the sweetest voice possible): No. I didn't turn on that light outside, but thanks for asking me.



*Word Mix Up
Me: Scott! This is your last warning!
Scott: But if it's my last morning, then will I go to heaven?

*Scott: Will you come ride on my train?
Me: In a few minutes, Sweetie.
Scott: But I'm not a sweetie. I'm a conductor.


*I was making out my grocery list the other day when Scott came up to me in all seriousness and said, "Add wood to your list." When I asked why he told me that he needed it to build himself a bunk bed.


*Scott continues to sleep and play with his friend "Bear". The other day we were looking for the beloved friend when Scott seriously said, "Hmmm. I hope Bear's not up to any trouble." (See Bear in hand in the picture below.)

*After saying his verses to me, Scott said that he wanted to make up a new one. He said, "Keep your button from unbuttoning and keep your cabinet from opening up. Low TT" (I think Low TT was supposed to be the reference.) Perhaps we should leave the verse writing up to God.

Oh...who doesn't love a three year old?!