Scott: What do you do when you deer hunt?
What does hunt mean?
What does kill mean?
Me: (I gave several roundabout answers in an attempt to gently answer his questions. I then tried to divert the conversation to our dinner.) This chicken we are about to eat was killed, too. (Kicking myself again as soon as I said it.)
Scott: How do they kill the chickens?
(I had just watched Food, Inc. so "how they kill the chickens" was all too fresh in my head.)
I tried to wrap up the conversation as I cut into the chicken we were about to eat. I wrinkled my nose since it was a thicker piece than I wanted.
Scott looked at me with the most disgusted/terrified look and asked, "Is it still alive?"
A few times lately while Scott has been playing in the basement he's called up the stairs with, "Mommy?! Are you okay up there?"
Me: No, why did you ask me that?
Scott: Oh...I was just checking.
When tucking Scott in at night, he has mastered the art of stalling. A few nights ago as I was trying to make my way out of his door he said, "I need to ask you one thing. (Thinking, thinking, stalling...) How do the power lines get the power to our house?"
So I answered his question to the best of my ability, to which he immediately responded, "I just need to tell you five more things." (GOODNIGHT, SCOTT!...RUN!)
Love the "meat" conversation. After more and more watching of things....I get TOTALLY grossed out with meat and it shows to my very perceptive 3-year-old:)
ReplyDeleteHa! He sounds like he keeps you on your toes. Cracks. Me. Up! Love the conversations you are remembering. Love his heart for knowledge of God.
ReplyDeleteSee this is why we have children for the free entertainment. He is so funny!
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