Thoughts from our 3 year old

Natalie was sitting on the couch in her coveted Dora underwear pretending to read the Bible.  I walked in the room and she had some deep thoughts. 
Natalie:  Will we go to heaven in a long time?
Me:  Yes, but really Jesus could come back at anytime.
Natalie:  Oh no!  I don't want to go to heaven in my underwear!
Me:  That would be okay.  It wouldn't matter.
Natalie:  Oh good!  I will show Jesus my underwear.

(Beware: She's happy to show them off to anyone.  Perhaps we should switch her back to the boring heart and stars kind.)

Later in the day, Scott and Natalie were being goofy.  

Natalie:  Mommy, does Jesus know what we're saying?
Me:  Yes, he hears EVERYTHING.
Natalie:  Oh...that's not good!